DIY DIGGER ESP32 Mega Miner – Overclocked to 9000 MH/s! 🚀
🚀 Introducing the DIY DIGGER ESP32 Mega Miner! The world’s most powerful (totally fake) crypto miner, capable of an insane 9000 MH/s! Say goodbye to expensive GPUs and ASIC miners—this ESP32 is so fast, it may have accidentally created a time warp. ⚡⏳
THIS IS A FAKE/ GAG / PRANK MINER
ITS DOES NOT MINE ANY COINS
🔧 Features:
✅ Pre-flashed ESP32 "Mega Miner" Firmware – Displays outrageous hashrates on an OLED screen! 📟
✅ SSD1306 OLED Display – Real-time mining stats, so you can “monitor” your rig.
✅ NASA-Level Overclocking! – Runs at “quantum speeds” (don’t ask how).
✅ Bitcoin Mining Simulator – Impress your friends with "insane profits" (completely fictional).
✅ Perfect Gag Gift – Fool your crypto buddies or flex on ASIC miners.
⚠️ WARNING: This miner is so powerful it may:
Disrupt the space-time continuum
Trigger WiFi blackouts in your neighborhood
Make your electricity bill negative (not really, but imagine)
👉 LIMITED SUPPLY – Secure yours before it mines all the Bitcoin! 💰😂
🎁 BONUS: Each order includes an official “DIY DIGGER Bitcoin Mining License” certificate for bragging rights!
🚨 BUY NOW BEFORE THE BLOCKCHAIN EXPLODES!
A software link will be provided with the kit
Must have updated USB Drivers!:
https://www.silabs.com/developer-tools/usb-to-uart-bridge-vcp-drivers?tab=downloads
Must have ESP TOOL: Flash Download Tools HTML latest 2024.12.18
🚀 Introducing the DIY DIGGER ESP32 Mega Miner! The world’s most powerful (totally fake) crypto miner, capable of an insane 9000 MH/s! Say goodbye to expensive GPUs and ASIC miners—this ESP32 is so fast, it may have accidentally created a time warp. ⚡⏳
THIS IS A FAKE/ GAG / PRANK MINER
ITS DOES NOT MINE ANY COINS
🔧 Features:
✅ Pre-flashed ESP32 "Mega Miner" Firmware – Displays outrageous hashrates on an OLED screen! 📟
✅ SSD1306 OLED Display – Real-time mining stats, so you can “monitor” your rig.
✅ NASA-Level Overclocking! – Runs at “quantum speeds” (don’t ask how).
✅ Bitcoin Mining Simulator – Impress your friends with "insane profits" (completely fictional).
✅ Perfect Gag Gift – Fool your crypto buddies or flex on ASIC miners.
⚠️ WARNING: This miner is so powerful it may:
Disrupt the space-time continuum
Trigger WiFi blackouts in your neighborhood
Make your electricity bill negative (not really, but imagine)
👉 LIMITED SUPPLY – Secure yours before it mines all the Bitcoin! 💰😂
🎁 BONUS: Each order includes an official “DIY DIGGER Bitcoin Mining License” certificate for bragging rights!
🚨 BUY NOW BEFORE THE BLOCKCHAIN EXPLODES!
A software link will be provided with the kit
Must have updated USB Drivers!:
https://www.silabs.com/developer-tools/usb-to-uart-bridge-vcp-drivers?tab=downloads
Must have ESP TOOL: Flash Download Tools HTML latest 2024.12.18
🚀 Introducing the DIY DIGGER ESP32 Mega Miner! The world’s most powerful (totally fake) crypto miner, capable of an insane 9000 MH/s! Say goodbye to expensive GPUs and ASIC miners—this ESP32 is so fast, it may have accidentally created a time warp. ⚡⏳
THIS IS A FAKE/ GAG / PRANK MINER
ITS DOES NOT MINE ANY COINS
🔧 Features:
✅ Pre-flashed ESP32 "Mega Miner" Firmware – Displays outrageous hashrates on an OLED screen! 📟
✅ SSD1306 OLED Display – Real-time mining stats, so you can “monitor” your rig.
✅ NASA-Level Overclocking! – Runs at “quantum speeds” (don’t ask how).
✅ Bitcoin Mining Simulator – Impress your friends with "insane profits" (completely fictional).
✅ Perfect Gag Gift – Fool your crypto buddies or flex on ASIC miners.
⚠️ WARNING: This miner is so powerful it may:
Disrupt the space-time continuum
Trigger WiFi blackouts in your neighborhood
Make your electricity bill negative (not really, but imagine)
👉 LIMITED SUPPLY – Secure yours before it mines all the Bitcoin! 💰😂
🎁 BONUS: Each order includes an official “DIY DIGGER Bitcoin Mining License” certificate for bragging rights!
🚨 BUY NOW BEFORE THE BLOCKCHAIN EXPLODES!
A software link will be provided with the kit
Must have updated USB Drivers!:
https://www.silabs.com/developer-tools/usb-to-uart-bridge-vcp-drivers?tab=downloads
Must have ESP TOOL: Flash Download Tools HTML latest 2024.12.18